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July is Flash Fiction month... and Avatard month... AND my sister's wedding...
I'm gonna be busy.
Info on Flash fiction month here ===>
[link]In honor of my sister's upcoming weeding, here's a few of my fave BDB quotes with regards to matings, weddings, married life and the opposite sex:

You have what I call a male brow. Which is a frown brought on when youre thinking about your male and you either want to boot him in the ass or wrap your arms around him and hold on til he cant breathe.

Tohr, relax. Im a female, I cry at matings. Its in the job description.

Hopefully, you wont have to. Now tell me something. Whats your word for husband?
Hellren, I suppose. The short version is just hell.
She laughed softly. Go figure.

. . . The other was behind the desk and hump-ugly: a ragged, avocado green leather monstrosity with dog-eared corners, a sagging seat, and a set of legs that gave new meaning to the word sturdy.
Tohr put his hand on the things high back. Can you believe Wellsie made me get rid of this?
John nodded and signed, Yes, I can.

Tohr laughed softly. Yeah, Im not much for the emotive crap eitherOuch! Wellsie, what the hell?

V, you know I love you like a brother, right?
Yeah.
You feed her and Ill tear your fucking throat out.

V settled back against the pillows and measured the hard line of her chin. Take off your coat.
Excuse me?
Take it off.
No.
I want it off.
Then I suggest you hold your breath. Wont affect me in the slightest, but at least the suffocation will help pass the time for you.

Gimme an S! A T! An O! A C! Followed by a K-H-O-L-M! Whats it spell? HEAD FUCK.
The patient leaned down to her ear. I cant see you as the cheerleader type. But youre right. We both would slaughter anything that so much as startled you. The patient straightened again, one giant testosterone surge plugged into bedroom slippers.
Jane tapped him on the forearm and crooked her forefinger so hed lean back down. When he did, she whispered, Im scared of mice and spiders. But you dont need to use that gun on your hip to blow a hole in a wall if I run into one, okay? Havahart traps and rolled newspapers work just as well. Plus, you dont need a Sheetrock patch and plaster job afterward. Im just saying.
She patted his arm, dismissing him, and refocused on the tunnel ahead.

The female threw me out of her house early this morning after doing a job on my ego.
What kind of hatchet did she use?
An unflattering comparison between me and a free-agent canine.
Ouch. Butch twisted the shirt in the other direction. So naturally, youre dying to see her again.
Pretty much.
Youre pathetic.
I know.
But I can almost beat that. The cop shook his head. Last night, I . . . ah . . . I drove out to Marissas brothers house. I dont even know how the Escalade got there. I mean, the last thing I need is to run into her, you feel me?
Let me guess. You waited in hopes of catching a
In the bushes, Rhage. I sat in the bushes. Under her bedroom window.
Wow. Thats . . .
Yeah. In my old life I could have arrested me for stalking. Look, maybe we should change the topic.

She is. Butch headed for the door but then paused and looked over his shoulder. V?
Vishous raised his stare. Yeah?
I think you should know, after all this deep conversatin . . . Butch shook his head gravely. We still aint dating.
Avatar News!
Quote from her journal:
~arasam22 hath said that july is avatar reappreciation month!!
so if you love avatar and have all the DVDs (alas, this won't work if you don't), join me and a bunch of other avatards for a month-long marathon in which we shall remember what made us love avatar in the first place.I know I'm in! Despite the fact that due to wedding insanity, I'll be missing a few days. But what else am I supposed to do during the summer hols when I work at a school?

Here's the thread where it all began:
[link]Tentative schedule: 2-3 eps a day, a day off between seasons, and a huge arathon for the finale.
July 1 - The boy in the Iceburg, The Avatar Returns
2 - The Southern Air Temple, The Warriors of Kyoshi
3 - The King of Omashu, Imprisoned
4 - The Spirit World, Avatar Roku
5 - The Waterbending Scroll, Jet
6 - The Great Divide, The Storm
7 - The Blue Spirit, The Fortuneteller, Bato of the Watertribe
8 - The Deserter, The Northern Air Temple
9 - The Waterbending Master, The Seige of the North, parts 1 + 2
11 - The Avatar State, Cave of Two Lovers, Return to Omashu
12 - The Swamp, Avatar Day
13 - The Blind Bandit, Zuko Alone
14 - The Chase, Bitter Work
15 - The Library, The Desert
16 - The Serpent's Pass, The Drill
17 - City of Walls and Secrets, Tales of Ba Sing Se
18 - Appa's Lost Days, Lake Laogai
19 - The Earth King, The Guru, Crossroads of Destiny
21 - The Awakening, The Headband
22 - The Painted Lady, Sokka's Master
23 - The Beach, The Avatar and the Firelord
24 - The Runaway, The Puppetmaster, Nightmares and Daydreams
25 - Day of Black Sun, parts 1 + 2
26 - Western Air Temple, Firebending Masters
27 - The Boiling Rock 1, The Boiling Rock 2
28 - The Southern Raiders, Ember Island Players
29 - The Phoenix King, The Old Masters, Into the Inferno, Avatar Aang
Taggage
Tagged by ~
Lombax786. I've done this before, so I'm not tagging anyone else. But I deleted the journal to prove I've one it, so it seems I can't escape.

So... I'm gonna break the rules and not tag anyone else.

1. Post the rules.
2. The tagged person must write 8 things about him/herself in his/her journal.
3. In the end, you must choose to tag 8 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
1. I hate to cook. I think it stems from an incident when I was a kid when I kicked the stove. Even though we've changed ours since then, it seems they have conspired against me.

Ovens, for some strange reason, seem not to hold grudges.

2. I'm 22 years old, and for 21 1/2 years I was a compulsive nail biter. It was only fear of having no nails at my sister's wedding next weekend that made me finally stop. Vanity. It works wonders.
3. I'm a Zutarian who wishes Katara would crawl in a hole and die.

And no, this is not some kind of essential contradiction in my love of the ship. Capt, let's make it a challenge. Can you make me LIKE her?
4. I find myself laughing at funerals.
5. I'm getting close to being sick and tired of hearing about Michael Jackson. His music was legendary. He was the king of pop. He's dead. Deal.
6. Despite that last remark, I find myself wondering how I'd react if news is released of Mike or Bryan's death.

7. I haven't seen Slumdog Millionaire. Or Transformers. But I know how both movies end.

8. I'm a fan of Z and V. Z more than V.

B's a wuss who needs to get a lesson from R
R needs to let up on P
P needs to let up on the potato launcher incident. One of the few moments in which I truly appreciated B. But I suspect this had more to do with the fact that V was involved.

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Avatar fan? [link]
We write (to express) ourselves through others... maybe because we're too afraid to express ourselves as ourselves... writing helps us to determine our true motives, dreams, and fears.- =illuminara
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Book Four: Air
Tokka Love: [link] [link]
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Avatar fan? [link]
We write (to express) ourselves through others... maybe because we're too afraid to express ourselves as ourselves... writing helps us to determine our true motives, dreams, and fears.- =illuminara
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Book Four: Air
Tokka Love: [link] [link]
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Avatar fan? [link]
We write (to express) ourselves through others... maybe because we're too afraid to express ourselves as ourselves... writing helps us to determine our true motives, dreams, and fears.- =illuminara
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Book Four: Air
Tokka Love: [link] [link]
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